i found this somewhere in my laptop and it's so funny. okay not SO funny that you will LOL but it's funny to ME.

mervin says:
why when i go army
mervin says:
u nv say i gonna be a man
shahaha. says:
u will never be a man
mervin says:
WHY not
shahaha. says:
gay
mervin says:
ah gua ah
shahaha. says:
yes
mervin says:
ee
mervin says:
u so mean to me
mervin says:
i dont wan fren u
mervin says:
u bad
shahaha. says:
dont fwen nors
mervin says:
hahhaahhaha
mervin says:
I AM A MAN
shahaha. says:
u missed out the wo
shahaha. says:
woman

this is damn long ago, when my second brother went in tekong. yes... months ago. wanted to blog about this but keep forgetting.

i just found this!! :

♥ kjh. says:
actually
♥ kjh. says:
i
♥ kjh. says:
farted
♥ kjh. says:
into your bed
mervin says:
FUCK OFF
mervin says:
..
mervin says:
u die
mervin says:
im giong to wipe my sweat
mervin says:
on ur pillow
mervin says:
and rub my armpit
♥ kjh. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
mervin says:
once that door is open
mervin says:
my arm pit i will rub
mervin says:
u die
♥ kjh. says:
AAHAHHAHAHAH

LOL! i don't know when is this, 'cause i totally forgot about this. :D

aisha is bored.
aisha is stuck at home.
aisha is full.
aisha will be hungry later.
aisha can then eat bread with chocolate spread.
aisha cannot sms her husband because he never bring his phone.
aisha can only sms his brother to contact him.
aisha might be going out!!
aisha just received reply from vonvon.
aisha is going out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MY HONEY ZHULING! :D
old liao ah someone~~~




roar!



in the car yesterday, when my brother sent me to yck. he was gonna bring troy to east coast park! and then off i am... to boon boon to find my lovely cutie!

just now he showed me more pictures of troy... wearing sunglasses. LOL. will try to get it from him and post!!!!!! toodles!

i'm addicted to this. LOL. look at their expression mannnnnnnn. and their lip-synching is so good.


volume up for this!! the music is cute. ahahahah


omg this is damn nice also!! GO!! LOL. 2:43 LOL!

if you want, you can go youtube and search more of them. they've done many BSB's and also damn funny. :D

OMGGGGGGG. ANOTHER POST!

okay, after the previous post, revathi called me and asked me to meet them! so i reached novena in like less than an hour(steady and efficient aisha!). ate KFC and i mentioned about wanting to go queensway to get a bag. and then they decided to accompany me right away. and so we took 131 because revathi claims it reaches there. but i guess we missed the stop, and after a long long journey of changing buses, we finally arrived at vivo. got my chilli cheese fries!! like finally!!! wooo!! but it doesn't taste as nice as i expected. maybe cuz i wasn't hungry but i still gei kiang ate it. :S

more pictures!

AS I HAVE NOTHING TO DO, i shall post random photos (in random order because i'm lazy to rearrange them). heheheszsx


novenaaaaa. lol. fun day with hundreds of photos.


5th april 2008! 4e3 bbqqqq.


19th september 2008. they appeared out of nowhere and pop into my room with a cake! ♥


still my favourite ah-neo(print).


chinese class. madnessss with the mad girl. ♥♥♥!


many people told me that this photo is damn wrong. but i love this photo leh. stupid dirty-minded people!


HAHHAA me is shy girllll. see the distance between us. 6/6/08


darling and ruifang!


graduation day! another day with loads of photos. 28th sep 2007!


slacking at esplanade. 29th november 2007! that's like 2 years back...


vicki's. (:


the girl who calls me shashabom.


minds cafe! (:


vavavoom von. LOL okay random!!!


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how i wish we can be together 24/7 ): ♥♥

this is only like 1/100 of my collection of photos. i would like to post more, but it's so troublesome. some other days when i'm home alone rotting again alright. weee!

aisha is so smart. she cut a piece of tiramisu, then thought of cutting another small slice of tiramisu to kiap in a piece of bread and felt clever. now she is sick of tiramisu.

alright, stay tuned! i'll be back! because i predict estelle rejects me and i'm gonna stay home all day. again. but blogger will be down at 4pm. so no crapping for me. ):

sighbye.

my 388th post! so i shall be 3 8 now.

okay i don't exactly know what/how to be "san ba"? is it like must find out what is she/he/they doing and give a lot of comments/critism on it?? aiya nvm. let me just crap my way out here.

random fact #1: i can't wait for my fringe to grow. i'll feel a lot better about myself.

random fact #2: i am easily jealous. this is bad. because i shouldn't be. but then i'm just jealous! WHEN i'm jealous! okay crap la.

random fact #3: my darling boyfriend is fishing tonight(NOW) and tomorrow(which is actually today.). so i want to go queensway with estelle. but she still haven't confirm with me leh!!! i want to get my bag!

can't wait can't wait can't wait for my fringe to grow, for my tummy to disappear miraculously(when i'm not doing anything to it except making it bigger), and for my ecstacyjh to... (:

AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm actually yawning but i don't feel like sleeping? i want to sms jh right now na na na na.

last random fact!! : i'm still addicted to bejeweled on facebook. but at the same time sick of it. it's like i can't stop playing. i'll go like "aiya, 1 more round, since it's only 1 min per round." and then i'll go on and on, trying to reach a higher score.





i love you loads. loads. loads. truckloads. lorryloads. busloads. mrtloads. lentorloads. boonlayloads. singaporeloads. USloads. chinalo.... NO. not china.... okay, mywholeheartloads!!!!!

aisha is high and low and crapping her shit out. shall sms the man and off to sleep i am.

yesterday.
woke up at 9, waited for 825 at 10, reached yck at 1030, reached darling's house at 11.30. left for novena to meet classmates.

actually we were there for steamboat, but dilly-dally for very very long, then decided to sakae. then found out the sakae there don't have dinner buffet. so we went to dhoby ghaut. -.-



only have this picture because von cleverly left her memory card at home. lol. and that's Tan, btw. he is gonna be in the same class as my sem1 classmate, swan yitoe. super suay. good luck man. and stop looking at my 1cm fringe. _|_

after sakae, went lan for 1 hour. cs! then the guys pooled, then all walked to mrt station. some caught the last train, some failed to catch the last bus, so came to join us to go sengkang. blah blah blah, went home at 3am.

bathed and slept. woke up at 12 plus, bathed, so that i could have gone out asap IF i'm going out. but then ended up lying on my bed all the way until 7pm. good job, aisha.

okay. bye.

today i was pissed because when i came back home, i found my laptop missing. i knew my brother and his boss and my father took it out to do something important but still, i'm pissed. imagine you came back home, happily, going to play games or whatever on it but it's not there!!! grrrrrr.

so i called my darling. (: cheered up and my brother called, asking my mom to fetch them. because my laptop died. no battery!! stupid idiot. aiya forget it.

tomorrow got class outing... steamboat at novena. so i cannot meet my darling ):
i miss you many many much much a lot a lot.



hahaha i know we look weird.

enjoying this in my once-in-a-while-air-conditioned room. the weather outside is atrocious! my poor laptop and me is suffering quietly in my room... LOL. not really, as compared to my parents cleaning the house... i know this is nothing to be proud of but i'm just speaking the truth. HEHEHE. i'm not unfilial. just... you know... being me... the lazy me. now my plate left 1 mango, half a banana and 2 strawberries. yeepee. bye people.

yo babies!! i've a goal in mind but i know i'll procrastinate and laze around instead of hitting my goal. and my goal is none other than getting rid of my tummy. ROAR.

omg, it's the 20th today(which is ending in another 5 mins). meaning there's exactly 1 more month before school starts. i'm dreading school. errrr okay because my class's mostly girls. and girls are dangerous. especially if you don't know them at all. you won't know what they're thinking behind their smile. "behind this smile lies...." LOL. okay, inside joke that only fathanah and estelle will undoostand, or maybe you all are observant enough to understand.

heh heh~ it's so fun to know that your classmates/friends are in the same class as your friends/classmates and they don't know each other. and whenever i know someone is in someone's class, i'll tell that someone! so eggciting to see them make friends. HAHAHA. sigh, i don't know wher is e6. hmm... is it near my baby's block? he's in w6. :\ where where where. anyone has the floor plan of RP. hahahha.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM FULL. IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FULL AT THIS TIME. i just ate portuguese eggtart and soya bean milk. and a few spoons of beancurd. and i planned to eat my strawberries and banana(wrong wrong wrong) while i was in the train home from boonboon(lay). but cannot lah, too full. and just now my mom said tmr can make banana pancake! woohoo!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love my boyfiee although he haven't reply me for an hour(!). HAHAHA

yo people. i'm bored. slacked the whole day at home. i forgot i could've joined fathanah and revathi. but i woke up late anyway. this morning at 4am i woke up, my stomach ached. not the shit kind. i don't know. so i called darling. chatted a while, then i tried to sleep. thank god i fell asleep and woke up fine. (: love you baby.

and! i just got home from amk hub with my parents. they came back around 4pm. went amk hub a while. main purpose was to get my prata sausage. woooz. and bought strawberries and banana. LOL. that's all. didn't even go around shopping. and now i'm here reading my Seventeen. hehehe. i'm fuuuuulllll!! i want my darrrrrrrlinggggg. tomorrow's saturday right? sian. oh no wait. IT'S FRIDAY?? hehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehhehe okay. bye!!








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MY CLASS FOR NEXT SEM. OMG.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MUST LISTEN!
nice okay... don't pray pray.

met with estelle bunbun at tpy after sooooooo long. since 2nd last week of school? ass.hole
cut hairrrrrrr!!! and my fringe is killing me!!!!!!!! so fcking short!!!!!!!! BTH! hope it grows by monday or something. hope it grows QUICK. then went to bugis. went high over boonlay and our own bf. so funny. hahahha. we love our man! when we were in the train at dhoby ghaut, told estelle i wanted chilli beef fries from superdog at vivo. so we were like, "really? really?" "YES!!" then we got out of the train, hesitated, then went back in the train before the door closed. LOL. damn it! my chilli beef fries!! ):

we ate yoshi!! yoshinoya, if you missed my ball. (if you get what i mean!) catch any balls?? wtf. i'm kinda high. :D

then walked around bugis till around 3. went to our respective boyfriends. all i can say is, estelle and i have no fate. LOL. inside joke. no it's not a joke. but yeah.

now... it's time to see my fugly fringe. FF. GG la my FF. LOLOLOLOL cb high.











estelle calls me kukujiao now. nabeizzzz. while in the salon i saw my fringe, i KNEW she was gonna call me that. i KNEW it!! (*@&#*(@#@ she never fails to do so. what a asstelle.


quite cute ah me. _|_


at least if this length still okay!!!


): sigh. nvm, my fringe grows fast! hehehehehe.



ME IS LOVING ME BOYFRIEND LOADS. nonoono. TRUCKLOADS!

kk continue drinking my McCoke. bye.

okay, jh's not accepting his job because it's not worth it. so i get to find him toooooday!!!!!!!

*jumps jumps jumps*

after we slept for about 1 hour, i had cravings for scrambled eggs. so we went down and bought 1 carton(?) of eggs. you know.. 1 whole big square of eggs on a grey cupboard. aiya whatever you call that. and bought maggi.

he used 6 eggs. LOL and i cooked maggi. whoopeeeeeee. i love scrambled eggs. but i love him x100!

thennnnn i drank the packet of marigold milk i bought. damn super duper full. couldn't eat much when we went over to his mom's.

today is sucha lovely day! tomorrow i would've went to him too, but i already dated estelle for a haircut. so, ): nevermind! i'm gonna...... hehehehehe shhhhhhhhhh.


how i wish i can sleep with him everyday... and he can hug me to sleep with my PPG pillow and his super-nice-smelling tweety blanket. so cute. ahhh!! i love my boyfriend. ((((:


/edit.
oh yes. there's a stream of ants in the toilet when i came back home today, travelling from 1 ant hole? to another ant hole. it's so cute and interesting to see them go IN the hole on the wall so easily when the hole looks so small but they can still go in so easily. wah lau. sounds wrong. but really la! and can see they carrying white things. blah. but it irks me and they travel past the bath tub. so they will die anyway even if i dont wash them off. HAHAHAHA. i love to kill ants. especially when there's like LOADSSSSSSSSSSSS of them. PSHHHHHHHH. and all gone~

while i was bathing i saw this 1 ant on the wall. drew a circle around it when my hand still had soap. LOL so funny to see it stuck inside the boundary. muahahhahhahahahaa.

ok bye!! can't wait to cut hair. though a bit scared what it'll turn out to be. but i really need to cut!

:D

okay, i didn't know jh is only starting his work tomorrow. if not i would have gone to boonlay. so pek cheking to know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i don't know when i'm going to see him again ):


and i just made bandung for myself. my father bought rose syrup a few days ago. there's also evaporated milk in the fridge. now would anyone tell me whether i made it right?

i used rose syrup, water and evaporated milk only. am i supposed to use evaporated milk like that? or mix with normal milk?

i'm afraid i got it wrong... a bit don't dare drink uh. but like not bad. LOL. god bless!

woooooooo!
just got back from cityhall with von. she bought a camera. tempt me to want to have one too!! we took a damn long time to finally reach the IT show hall. we also had many obstacles.

first, citylink entrance was closed!! that's like the LINK to everywhere - marina square, suntec. everybody stuck there see see why close why cannot go through. got a few police or whatever also. must see news ah. see what happen.

so we went up to raffles city, to enter citylink from another entrance. but it was raining so we can't get there. waited till the rain became a drizzle. thennnn finally reached citylink, found out that the shops inside were all okay. but they block the entrance don't know for fck! we thought maybe got fire or terrorist. HAHAHA.

second obstacle: the underground link to suntec. ALSO close. thennnnnnn. many people squeezing and queueing to get to marina square. and then suddenly the entrance to suntec open. -.- everybody chiong!!!! LOL wtf!

third obstacle: at suntec, human jam.

aiya. i don't want to type liao. LOL. byebye.

here's some pictures for your poor eyes to relax:






kkbye.

guess what's this picture??









it's actually this without flash:


LOL!
two retards smiling at the cam but turned out black. hahahhahaha

we exchanged pillowcase!! so he's got my powerpuff girls one and i have his tweety one. HEHE my fave cartoons. :D okayyyyyyyy. he's got work again this monday. i don't know when i'm able to hug him again. all i have now is... his pillowcase, his class tee(gave me yesterday), and his white jacket that has been on me bed since school ended.

siannnnnnnnn. hmm.
tuesday: meeting von
wednesday: haircut with estelle at tpy, then bugissss!

no more plans. rot rot rot!! will money please rain from my bedroom ceiling? i'll earn more money if i have money. okay that's crap.

hello people!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm at boonlay yo!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. but soon it's time to go home. ): okay bye.

wow. i slacked for the whole day on my bed using my computer. (table is beside bed) ate 3 piece of tuna sandwich first, and used com. then when i got bored and had totally nothing to do, i ate another 3 piece of bread. but this time it's peanut butter and jam. eh wait. why is peanut butter called peanut BUTTER? hmm. nvm. then when mysoju loaded too slowly, i slept!!!!! omg how pig. then the cutest guy on earth called me! :DD then slept for another half to 1 hour, woke up again. continued watching the show and now i just drank finish 1 cup of lipton's (why am i being reminded of clif, estelle. LOL) instant milk tea. nice leh! i wanted to make the normal milk tea but then i saw this packet. then just make lah, lazy also. hehehehe. tmr,,,, i am gonna be at boonlay! probably with my laptop. (: and of course the cute cute. okay byebye

this post is so one-whole-chunk, i don't think anybody will read it. HAHAHAA. kbye!

went to work in place of estelle a g a i n. make me wake up so early, just to get $20. (because i off work at 2pm) time was quite slow today, i think because no people. today i did the most folding of clothes in my life. 4 wagons. filled with messed up clothes. totally messed up, mind you. hahaha but i fold quite fast. stupid yihao like tortoise. no wonder your pm is "tortoise cute" ah. hahaha then yeeju came to take over me at 2pm, then i went to eat. and home i went.

yesterday: "an otherwise perfect day"

my loveeee.

i hate myself. very much. i feel like chopping off my hand. ):

OMFG

I JUST FKING KILLED A FKING BABY LIZARD.
THINK I'M EVIL? WELL fuck you.

i just smsed my mom and i'm sure she's proud of me. although i don't know where the tail's gone to. HEHEHEH wah lau. it's too small right. it almost camoflaged on the freaking brown floor.

OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I KILLED A LIZARD~~ LALALA.

ALWAYS IS I WATCH MY MOM KILL ONE. HAHAHAHA
(SHE ANTI-LIZARD. SEE 1 MUST KILL 1. EVEN IF IT MEANS SITTING THERE AND WAITING FOR IT TO COME OUT.)

HAHAHA I'M TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M EXCITED AND DISGUSTED. HAHA I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS THE TAIL!! BUT I VACUUM THE FLOOR LIAO. DON'T KNOW WHETHER I VACUUMED IT OR IT'S IN SOME CORNER OR IT'S JUMPING AWAY HELPLESSLY. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

it's our ninth! (:

errrrrm. today i totally rotted. lied on bed 80% of the day. lazy to use computer. and then when i finally on my laptop, the modem decided to fail me. after 1 hour plus, my neighbour's wireless appeared. and so... heh heh heh.

I'M BORED. TOMORROW FINDING MY DARLING, HOPEFULLY.

goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is such a empty post. hahaha. byela.

and i'm back!! HAHAHA. wanna see my brother bathe troy?


get wet, baby!


shampoooo


bro: aiyo, i wash you, also scared. scared what?!?


bro: troy troy, you can run but you can't hide.


funny. he will at some point of time shake away all the water. hahahah. then my brother kena.


hair loss.


doesn't look like a lot?


how bout looking from the side view? HAHAHA.

it's his shedding period la. every year once or twice. his fur will drop for a long period of time. and make my house "carpark" so dirty and ugly. :@

okay that's all folks.

and this is what i did yesterday while waiting to get out of the house to meet my darling!

yes, crazy. hahahahahaa. bored la dey.

again, once i saw him i couldn't stop smiling.

and this is my cute tiny little love letter! LOL. it was done instantly to cheer me up. ahhahaha damn funny. :[]

oi oi oi oi . anyway. worked in place of estelle today because she had something on. bloody hell. tina(boss) initially asked me to go back home. i don't mind going home, though it's so.. -.-

after a while she asked me to work till 6pm. ok lor. at least got yihao and yeeju. so time passed quite fast la. the last 2 hours was damn slow. hahahhaah. i think working in thomson plaza is nice because it's so "my place". i know that place so well. hahahaha. i can eat quite comfortably alone there. other places, i'll never eat alone!! and i love the fried beehoon. introduced to yeeju and she also say niceee. hahahaha.

singaporeans are really so obedient huh?

there was a slight jam this morn when my parents sent me to tp. the bus lane empty also no one use. hahaha. only a few naughty ones here and there.

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September babies!
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

loves sports?!? uhhh.. i don't think that applies to me. very choosy in relationships? hahaha yeah that's why i only got my first boyfriend and he's the best! :D

mmmmhmmmm. i'm rotting at home everyday and this is so wrong. not wrong as in wrong. but wrong. yknow? i'm supposed to be earning some money. but haiya. let me change the topic.


i want to eat banana. but it's the last one. so i'm leaving it for later in the afternoon. i just ate chap cai peng(rice). crazy lah my parents. 4 dishes! veg, doufu, chicken, potato slices. a lot leh!! of course, i didn't totally finish it. gg la. i don't wanna add onto my weight anymore. i'm already... shh. hahahaha.

random aisha random aisha.

oh yes i wanna change blog address but i'm lazy. i rarely change address (if you compare me with estelle). wanna see all my previous address and play "hunt the treasure"? LOL. because it leads to one another.

starting address: bloss0ms-.blogspot.com

HAHA. i knowww. sucha twitty address right. haiya. that was my IRC nick 9 years ago. yes. 9 years. which was when i'm pri 3. muahahaha. anyway, i feel like changing back to the 2nd address. (: we shall see howwwwww.

i've plans for today.
vacuum my room
remove toenail polish
paint toenails
back to computer.

hahhahhhaa aisha way to go!!!!!! BYE!!

OMG my double eyebag is back!!

yes, met up with fathanah. went amkhub for my prata sausage and her subway cookies. then went novena for donut factory! but didn't feel like eating it after smelling the donut smell at the corridor. ):

so i ate 10 balls. 5 chocolate 5 cheese. hahaha. and drank mr. bean. woo! damn full. dunno if i should still have my dinner later... hmmm...