OKAY I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP, THEN I SAW A LIZARD. IT WAS AT THE DOOR, OMG!
THEN I WAS STUCK IN A DILEMMA. DO I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON OR OFF IT OR DON'T SLEEP. if i off then i don't know where the lizard!! it's like constant worry you know. then if i on, like waste electric. HAHAHA. don't sleep, later my iBag!! and panda eyes!!
so desperate, i smsed my brother: "there's a lizard behind the door. just help me open"
then he came to the rescue with a newspaper in hand. i didn't expect him to hit the lizard for me!! i think he act macho ah. cuz gf in his room. HAHHAHA.
the stupid lizard never move at all, even with he open the door.
my brother so funny la, still "practise" how to hit. he like do the action he hit, but to a wall. then he proceeded to hit the lizard. TIO! then he "YES".
i knew lizards were like not so easy to die so i faster ask him to hit again. before i could say finish it moved!! he chua tio but heng he hit it again. HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
DEATH UNTO LIZARD. okay i don't know if i used that unto correctly. HAHA whatever. high high aisha is high!
then my mother heard the commotion and came. begged her to mop the floor a bit because there's blood. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. cb lizard. had to come when i was about to sleep. asshole.
okay now, bedtime. night yall. loves!
(though i don't know how i'm gonna fall asleep when i'm still high.)